Useless Games 🎮
Games that achieve absolutely nothing. Scores are harmless and win you nothing real — ever.
🕹️ Useless Arcade
Free for everyone. Members get scores on the leaderboard (and the Arcade Loafer badge).
- ArcadeLasso of LazinessDraw loops around your tasks before they're due. Never lasso a nap.Play →
- Endless runnerProcrastination RunJump over deadlines, meetings and emails. It only gets faster. Like life.Play →
- SnakeCouch SnakeA couch that eats snacks and grows. Don't sit on yourself.Play →
- Whack-a-moleBonk the ProductivityBonk emails, meetings and deadlines as they pop up. Never bonk the nap.Play →
- MemoryForget-Me-LotsMatch pairs of useless objects. Your brain will forget them anyway.Play →
🤝 Two-player games
Grab a friend and share one keyboard, phone or tablet, or play the lazy CPU. Finishing a match earns members the Useless Together badge.
- 2 players · Air hockeyCouch HockeyAir hockey with a potato. One keyboard, two players, zero productivity.Play together →
- 2 players · ChessCouch ChessReal chess on a 3D board. Team Potato vs Team Couch.Play together →
- 2 players · Noughts & crossesTic-Tac-NopePotatoes vs couches. Three in a row wins. Draws are very on-brand.Play together →
Classic mini-games
🔘 The Pointless Button
FreePress the button. Nothing happens. Press it again.
⏱ ∞ seconds · Reward: nothing
0 clicks
Go on.
👆 Click for Nothing
Click as fast as you can for 10 seconds. Win nothing.
⏱ 10 seconds · Reward: nothing
Members-only uselessness.
Join for $4.99🥔 Stare at a Potato
Keep this tab open and your mouse still. Don't blink (metaphorically).
⏱ As long as you dare · Reward: nothing
Members-only uselessness.
Join for $4.99